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Have you ever wondered what purpose you serve on this
cold, lonely earth? Wonder no more! Due to popular demand (i.e. -
a death threat from the PseudoAntiChrist, Kit-san, herself), I present
to you a list of life meanings sure to give you an idea of what the
crap you ought to be doing! Instruction Manual: Choose
your meanings according to the letters of your MIDDLE name
(if applicable - if it's not, feel free to make one up for yourself)-
the order the meanings appear corresponds to their would-be importance.
The last meaning of your name is the overall completion of your life.
Dwell on it like the sad person you obviously are. | |
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A - Zima |
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B - HIGH Fish |
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C - Ways to FAIL Students as a Tenure Professor |
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D - CHEESY WRATH!! |
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E - Nationalistic School Supplies |
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F - FUMES of Various Types |
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G - Thumbsquatch |
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H - The Untimely DEATH of CHICKY McCHICK |
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I - Duck Week |
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J - Abstract Sounds That Kittens Make [Maybe] |
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K - PAXI - The God of My MP3 Player |
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L - $10 |
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M - The OVERCAT |
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N - Soramimi Keeki |
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O - Fuzzy Acorns |
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P - SUMMER |
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Q - TURKEY  |
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R - CHEX MIX |
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S - The DARK SIDE |
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T - Destroying the Earth |
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U - Co-ed Girl Scouts |
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V - Having Obsessive-Compulsive Cats |
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W - Having the EMOTION SPAN of a TEASPOON |
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X - Cultural Abnormalities (i.e. teaspoons) |
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Y - Raspberry Hell |
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Z - Technicolor Pants |
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Ska-Cubed - PANDA PHONE! |
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Sub-Meaning of Ska-Cubed - Caesar: It was not murder, it was euthanasia. |
| Iiiiit's amazing in it's truuuuth. I hope you wrote it down. | |
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