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| Have you ever wondered what purpose you serve on this
cold, lonely earth? Wonder no more! Due to popular demand (i.e. - a
death threat from the PseudoAntiChrist, Kit-san, herself), I present
to you a list of life meanings sure to give you an idea of what the
crap you ought to be doing! INSTRUCTION MANUAL: Choose
your meanings according to the letters of your SURname (last/family
name)- the order the meanings appear corresponds to their would-be importance.
The last meaning of your name is the overall completion of your life.
Dwell on it like the sad person you obviously are. |
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A - "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" |
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B - BOVINITY |
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C - Finding out the true sex of your Smurf |
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D - Finding the Meaning of Life |
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E - Giant Omelette of DOOM |
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F - CREST |
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G - trees |
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H - boomerangs |
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I - The SOULLESS EYES of Your Self Portrait |
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J - MANIC GROUNDHOGS |
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K - Birdy-Blobs |
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L - Barney At A Disco |
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M - Warping Your Mind |
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N - Assault PIGEONS |
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O - Three Little Piggies |
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P - SUPERMOUSE |
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Q - "Hard Death" |
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R - Death by SPORK |
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S - Fluffy and the Birdy-Blobs (the BAND) |
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T - Weapon of MASS FOOD |
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U - The CALL of the LEMMING [Insert Kathryn's voice here] \/\/0\/\/T! |
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V - MASSIVE Lemming TRAUMA |
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W - Cheese Mist |
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X - ENLIGHTENMENT OF THE 3RD |
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Y - Why? Why not? |
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Z - "You cannot THROW a squirrel... You must LAUNCH it." |
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Ex: Your surname is KALDICUCK